Apparently thinkin’ big is NOT a requirement when planning and pulling a heist at Walmart since the average value of the items taken tends to be, shall we say, a little on the puny side

Local law enforcement officials were recently dispatched to the Highway 27 Walmart, due to a report of shoplifting – during which a woman was witnessed removing the tags from a pink pencil case; she then headed toward the grocery exit, failing to pay for the item which was valued at $3.97. 

The woman – later identified as 54 year old Kim Lynn White from Summerville – was taken into custody and transported to the Chattooga County Jail.

According to the report – the packaging from a Casemate Premium Badge Holder fell to the ground as White was exiting the patrol car and during the intake search the item was found on her person.

Upon further review of surveillance video, she was seen taking the item from the store and at a value of $3.88 that brought the total take up to $7.85.